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Old 04-11-2008, 06:40 PM
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oh...5555...that's terrible.
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LMAO...55555 Very funny joke,Paige!

btw...keep it coming ai joe.....
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It's time to bring this thread back up again...

ແມ່ນຫຍັງ...ເວລາ ຢືນມັນຫ້ອຍ...ເວລາຍ່າງມັນແກວ່ງ?
What hang when you stand and swing when you walk?

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A. Your arms (what were you thinking?)

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An older Lao American man married to a young American wife. Since he is old, he finds that he is unable to satisfied her. He went to see the doctors in the US but there was no cure and nothing seems to work. Finally, upon friends suggestion, he decided to go to Lao to see a Lao Herbal Medicine Man.

The Lao medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

The Lao American then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?" The medicine man replies, "All you or your partner has to say is 1234, and it will go down. But be warned, it will not work again for another year."

He return home to America, anxious to try out his new powers and prowess. That night he is ready to surprise his wife. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion and cologne. After he gets into bed and is lying next to her, he says, "123."

Suddenly, it is as if he was young again, just as the medicine man had promised. His wife, who had been facing away from him, turns over and asks, "What did you say 123 for?"



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It's time to bring this thread back up again...

ແມ່ນຫຍັງ...ເວລາ ຢືນມັນຫ້ອຍ...ເວລາຍ່າງມັນແກວ່ງ?
What hang when you stand and swing when you walk?

ຕອບ - ແຂນ
A. Your arms (what were you thinking?)

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An older Lao American man married to a young American wife. Since he is old, he finds that he is unable to satisfied her. He went to see the doctors in the US but there was no cure and nothing seems to work. Finally, upon friends suggestion, he decided to go to Lao to see a Lao Herbal Medicine Man.

The Lao medicine man says, "I can cure this." With that said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"

The Lao American then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?" The medicine man replies, "All you or your partner has to say is 1234, and it will go down. But be warned, it will not work again for another year."

He return home to America, anxious to try out his new powers and prowess. That night he is ready to surprise his wife. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion and cologne. After he gets into bed and is lying next to her, he says, "123."

Suddenly, it is as if he was young again, just as the medicine man had promised. His wife, who had been facing away from him, turns over and asks, "What did you say 123 for?"



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ລະຫວ່າງ ຫ້ອງນ້ຳຂອງຜູ້ຍິງ ກັບຫ້ອງນ້ຳຂອງຜູ້ຊາຍ, ຫ້ອງໃດເຫມັນກ່ອນກັນ?

ຕອບ....ຫ້ອງນ້ຳຜູ້ຍິງ ເພາະຕໍ່ຫນ້າ ຫ້ອງນ້ຳຜູ້ຊາຍ ຂຽນວ່າ ເຫມັນ (Men) ແຕ່ຫ້ອງນ້ຳຜູ້ຍິງຂຽນວ່າ...ວູ້ ເຫມັນ (Wo-men)...


Here's the translation for the above joke - between men and women's bathrooms, which one smells the worst? The answer is the women's bathroom because the sign for man's bathroom only said 'Men'...and the sign for woman's bathroom said 'Wo-Men'...

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ແມ່ນຫຍັງ ຫນຶ່ງຄົນຮູ້ ສອງຄົນກະຮູ້ ແຕ່ຖ້າມີສາມຄົນຂິ້ນໄປແມ່ນບໍ່ຮູ້?
What would one person know, two people would also know but if there's three people or more, then we would not know?

- ແມ່ນໃຜຕົດ
- Who farted...
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Needed some laugh and this helped. Thanks ai Joe
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ສາວຕາບອດຖືກຂົ່ມຂືນ ຈຶ່ງມາແຈ້ງການກັບຕຳຫລວດ

ຕຳຫລວດ : ຈະບອກຫຍັງໄດ້ແດ່?

ສາວຕາບອດ : ມັນມີກັນສາມຄົນ

ຕຳຫລວດ : ຮູ້ໄດ້ຈັ່ງໃດ?

ສາວຕາບອດ : ຜູ້ທຳອິດ ຄວນຈະເປັນຂ້າຣາຊການ

ຕຳຫລວດ : ເປັນຫຍັງຈຶ່ງຄຶດວ່າເປັນຂ້າຣາຊການ?

ສາວຕາບອດ : ກໍ່ຍ້ອນມັນມັກເລັຽແຂ່ງເລັຽຂາ ແລະກໍ່ເຮັດໆ ຢຸດໆ

ຕຳຫລວດ : ແລ້ວຜູ້ທີ່ສອງເດະ?

ສາວຕາບອດ : ຄວນຈະເປັນທ່ານຫມໍ ເພາະມັນມັກຈັບມັກຄຳ ແລັວບອກໃຫັນອນເສີຍໆ ຫລັງຈາກນັ້ນ ກໍ່ຍັງໃຫ້ພິກຊ້າຍ ພິກຂວາອີກ

ຕຳຫລວດ : ແລ້ວຄົນສຸດທ້າຍເດ້?

ສາວຕາບອດ : ຜູ້ສຸດທ້າຍ ອາດຈະເຮັດວຽກເອກະຊົນ ເພາະມັນເຮັດເອົາເຮັດເອົາ ແບບບໍ່ຢຸດບໍ່ພັກເລີຍ!
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Sadly I do not know how to read Lao anymore, so all these joke are on me! hahahahaha
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